Who would win -- the French and Indian War or the Mexican War?
I vote for F and I, but then I've been to Fort William Henry.
Also, from our "You know you're reading a conservative paper when" department:
Thanks to the influence of Spain's military tradition and the help of mercenary soldiers, the Mexican army was well-equipped and well-trained.Get it? Without Spain, and (presumably European) mercenaries, that army would just be a bunch of Mexicans [shudder].