9.20.2006

POST OF PISSEDNESS

GEORGE BUSH PISSES ME OFF, OF COURSE. IT PISSES ME OFF THAT MY RELATIONSHIP TO GEORGE BUSH IS SIMILAR TO MY RELATIONSHIP TO ESPN – WHAT’S IN THEIR INTEREST IS NOT IN MY INTEREST AND THERE ‘S FUCK ALL I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

OH, AND IT PISSES ME OFF HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THE NFL. DON’T THEY SEE IT’S BORING AND POINTLESS? I KNOW, ALL SPORTS ARE ULTIMATELY BORING AND POINTLESS. BUT OTHER SPORTS AREN’T AS BOUND UP WITH THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT AMERICANIST HEGEMONY. PLUS THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS ARE ALL ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS THAT YOU’RE WATCHING FOOTBALL, BUT YOU’RE JUST WATCHING THE FUCKING COMMERICALS.

THE FACT THAT GOD KEPT MY PILOTS FROM BEING PICKED UP PISSES ME OFF ALSO.

OUR LAVISHLY COMPENSATED EXECUTIVE CLASS THOUGHT THAT THE BEST WAY TO SERVE THIS COUNTRY WAS TO CUT THEIR OWN TAXES AND BUILD GOLF COURSES WITH BIG HOUSING DEVELOPMENTS AROUND THEM. I FIND THIS OFF-PISSING. ALSO UNDEMOCRATIC.

PLUS PEOPLE DON’T HARDLY USE THEIR TURN SIGNALS ANYMORE. WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?

1 comment:

livingjetlag said...

Using turn signals is like public health - it helps everyone, but moslty other people. People like you and me have been watching the villainization of "other people" for decades now - we are to believe that the world is full of level 10 sex offenders and people trying to rip us off etc etc, and why signal for them? Besides, that would require driving with two hands, which means your phone will fall into your soda, and both will knock your sandwich onto the floor...