Observation on Disneyland

Disneyland must be the best place in the world to have a heart attack. Think about it: hundreds of humongous fat-ass people are waddling through the Magic Kingdom -- you have to think that some of them will topple over from time to time. They must have sets of paddles stashed every 200 feet or so, in order to prevent the buzz of the little ones from being harshed.

There's also a little smoking area at Disneyland, near where the Tom Sawyer rafts take off. I wish I had taken a picture of it. I find it hilarious for some reason I can't put my finger on.

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