A friend writes

Alex Ross: The Rest Is Noise: :

"Here is my list of possible names for the would-be hipper-than-thou classical ensembles of the future:
Majestic Morendo
The Fussies
Gesamtkunstwerkit
Collapsing Talmud Edition
Karl Ditters von Diddydorf
Samuel Barber of Seville
John Sheppard Blues Explosion
Pfitzner Boys
Boulezbians
The Revolution Will Not Be Chromaticized

Kind of lame, I know. Help me out, blogosphere."

(Post edited because funny diacriticals didn't import.

Here's some:

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Insane Clown Ensemble
Diabolis Pro Musica
Up In Your Grill Chamber Players
The New York Rangers
Fish Heads featuring Middle C.
Critical Darlings